Stay cozy and send a playful message with our “If You’re Reading This You’re Too Close” hoodie. This comfortable blend of cotton and polyester is perfect for those who appreciate a good joke and value their personal space. Whether you’re lounging at home, enjoying a casual outing, or seeking a light-hearted way to remind others about social distancing, this hoodie combines humor, comfort, and a dash of cheekiness, making it ideal for the humor enthusiast in all of us.
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
· 50% cotton, 50% polyester
· Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
· Classic fit
· Tear-away label
· Runs true to size
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
SIZE GUIDE:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
FEATURES:
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
SHIPPING:
Allow for 2-3 days of production time.
USA – Shipping up to 2 – 5 business days*
Canada – Shipping up to 10 – 30 business days
Rest of the world – Shipping up to 10 – 30 business days
* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.
RETURNS OR EXCHANGES:
We gladly accept returns or exchanges for defective or damaged items. If you receive a defective, broken, or damaged item, please contact us within 30 days of delivery to request a replacement.
If you ordered the wrong size or color, please contact us and we will work with you to find a solution. Please note that we cannot guarantee a replacement in these cases, but we are always happy to work with you to find a solution.
