“Merry And Dead Inside” is the ugly Christmas sweater for anyone who agreed to the family gathering under duress. We leaned all the way into garish holiday-knit territory — clashing pattern, over-the-top color, the full “did you make this yourself” look — and put the most honest slogan of the season front and center. It’s the sweater equivalent of smiling through gritted teeth at the White Elephant exchange. Pull it over your head, show up, survive December. Built for actual wear, not just a photo-op sweater, and works as a gift for the person already counting down to January.
Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.
· Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
· Loose fit
· Runs true to size
· 50% cotton, 50% polyester
· Sewn-in label
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
SIZE GUIDE:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
FEATURES:
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
50% Cotton 50% Polyester
Made by specially spinned fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
SHIPPING:
Allow for 2-3 days production time.
USA – Shipping up to 2 – 5 business days*
* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.
RETURNS OR EXCHANGES:
We gladly accept returns or exchanges for defective or damaged items. If you receive a defective, broken, or damaged item, please contact us within 30 days of delivery to request a replacement.
If you ordered the wrong size or color, please contact us and we will work with you to find a solution. Please note that we cannot guarantee a replacement in these cases, but we are always happy to work with you to find a solution.
