Get cozy and embrace the absurdity of life with our premium hooded sweater featuring the witty phrase “Embrace The Chaos. It’s All Downhill From Here.” Crafted from an eco-friendly blend of 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, and 10% recycled polyester, this hoodie is the perfect mix of comfort and humor. Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of dark, nihilistic humor, this sweater is great for everyday wear or as a fun gift for someone ready to laugh at life’s chaos.
Spacious and stylish, this premium hoodie sweatshirt has variety of colors that will help you to shows your true self. Fight the cold with this Pullover Hoodie made of 80% combed ringspun cotton, 20% polyester. Don’t let the cold stop you!
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not dry-clean.
SIZE GUIDE:
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Size Chart |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Body Length, in. |
26” |
27” |
28” |
29” |
30” |
31” |
32” |
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Body Width, in. |
18” |
20” |
22” |
24” |
26” |
28” |
30” |
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Body Sleeve, in. |
25 3/5 |
25 4/5 |
26 |
26 1/5 |
26 2/5 |
26 3/5 |
26 4/5 |
FEATURES:
- Made with 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, and 10% recycled polyester for a comfortable and eco-friendly blend
- Medium-heavy fabric weight of 8.2 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) for a substantial feel
- Regular fit that runs true to size for a comfortable and flattering silhouette
- Hood with adjustable drawstrings, allowing for a personalized fit and style
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep your hands warm and store essentials
- Neck tape covers the neck seam, stabilizing the back of the garment for added comfort and preventing stretching
SHIPPING:
Allow for 2-3 days of production time.
USA – Shipping up to 2 – 5 business days*
* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.
RETURNS OR EXCHANGES:
We gladly accept returns or exchanges for defective or damaged items. If you receive a defective, broken, or damaged item, please contact us within 30 days of delivery to request a replacement.
