Midlife Crisis Club | Birthday | Not Old But Classic | Unisex – Sweater (Personalized)

$36.99$39.99

Embrace the cozy comforts of midlife (and denial) with this “Midlife Crisis Club” sweater, personalized with your year of “membership” (or “minting”). Crafted from a comfy cotton-polyester blend, it’s the perfect companion for conquering life’s adventures, big and small, with a healthy dose of humor.

Available in a range of colors and sizes, this versatile sweater is ready for everything from coffee dates to bonfires, spontaneous road trips to cozy nights in. Remember, denial is the membership fee, laughter is the currency, and memories are the priceless souvenirs.

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Embrace the cozy comforts of midlife (and denial) with this “Midlife Crisis Club” sweater, personalized with your year of “membership” (or “minting”). Crafted from a comfy cotton-polyester blend, it’s the perfect companion for conquering life’s adventures, big and small, with a healthy dose of humor.

Available in a range of colors and sizes, this versatile sweater is ready for everything from coffee dates to bonfires, spontaneous road trips to cozy nights in. Remember, denial is the membership fee, laughter is the currency, and memories are the priceless souvenirs.

 

Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.

·        Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))

·        Loose fit

·        Runs true to size

·        50% cotton, 50% polyester

·        Sewn-in label

 

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

 

SIZE GUIDE:

 SMLXL2XL
Width, in20.0022.0124.0026.0028.00
Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.50

 

FEATURES:

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

50% Cotton 50% Polyester

Made by specially spinned fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking

 

SHIPPING:

Allow for 2-3 days production time.

USA – Shipping up to 2 – 5 business days*

Canada – Shipping up to 10 – 30 business days

Rest of the world – Shipping up to 10 – 30 business days

* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.

RETURNS OR EXCHANGES:

We gladly accept returns or exchanges for defective or damaged items. If you receive a defective, broken, or damaged item, please contact us within 30 days of delivery to request a replacement.

If you ordered the wrong size or color, please contact us and we will work with you to find a solution. Please note that we cannot guarantee a replacement in these cases, but we are always happy to work with you to find a solution.

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